Friendship SMS 5

• True friends see u true, believe in things u want to do, feel glad when ur dreams come true. Best of all they don't judge u, they simply luv u coz u r u!

• The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u... that makes a gud Relationship!

• I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

• Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life

• A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.

• U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

• A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.

• Friends r like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile!

• One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces

• Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.

Friendship SMS 4

• Friendship is a cheque of $ HAPPY/- When u feel upset and alone withdraw it from my account; when u are too happy, deposit it in my heart ! • Count your garden by flowers, not fallen leaves. Count your life with smiles, not tears & when your life has reached its autumn, count your age by friends, not years. • People say relations are made in heaven, but some get broken up here on Earth called Hell. But I got a friend like U, here in hell and made my life HEAVEN. • A friend is a push when u r stopped, a guide when u r searchin , a song when u r glad, a word ven u r lonely, a smile when u r sad. • Eyes r parents, Heart is lover, Brain is teacher, Brothers & Sisters r fingers, but a loving Friend is Blood! So always keep flowing regularly. Gud Morning! • Alone I can only say but together we can shout, alone I can only smile but together we can laugh, alone I can only live but together we can celebrate. That's being friends. • There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links our hearts together even if we walk separate roads of life. • The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember. • I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend. • A lover makes

Friendship SMS 3

• lf you get less messages from me, don't think that l didn't care for you, but l'm searching for the best message for a best person like you!

• Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

• Friends are like stars…you do not always see them but you know they are always there!

• I realised today our friendship means so much to me that if we were the last in a sinking ship & we have only one life jacket I'll....hmmmmm..... MISS U YAAR.

• People Fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

• If anyone ever asked me, what the statement, "Life Is Beautiful" meant to me, I'd just put my hand around your shoulder, hold you close to me and say "This is it".

• Friendship requires little effort... Even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple sms reminds each other that u r not forgotten.

• Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are true, but they are a "Blessing" when they are like U.

• Friends change, I know they do, but this friend will always belongs to you. Friends hurt, I know they do, but this friend gets hurt more without U.

• Friendship is when you have had a huge fight, deciding once for all... 'That's it', but then you decide to put aside your egos, hold hands & say, "I Need U..

Friendship SMS 2

• Having a Crush is sweet; Falling in Luv is Exciting; Having a Heart break Shocks; But, having a Friend like U totally Rocks!

• Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest, who came first , or who cares the best... It's all about who came and never left.

• Nice people are the best part of our memories, that time can never erase and when l am blessed with people like you, my memories are always worth treasuring.

• Friends should be like zero's. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become INFINITY.

• Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I had U in my heart.

• Friends are a promise made in the heart.. Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable by distance... Unchangeable by time. It's lovely to have u as one!

• I droped a coin in d sea & prayed fot a smart & intelligent friend. Then God gifted U to me & said: Itne paise to mein aisa hi milega!

• Dreams are to be forgotten, reality to be lived, desires to be fulfilled, destiny to be reached, promises to be kept, relationship to be respected and friendship to be Treasured !

• Sometime in life we think we don’t need anyone... but sometime in life we don’t have anyone when we need... so don’t let ur best buddies go!

• Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with lou, tears & cheers, but it dries up if left untouched. So, keep in Touch Always.

Friendship SMS

• Friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz it’s always fun with each other but also bcoz smone won't mind going down to see another one rise.

• I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.

• Friendship is all about three things -winning, losing n sharing. Winning your friends heart, losing your self ego, and sharing joys n sorrows.

• Fine friends open my eyes, smart friends open my mind, but only sweet friend like you open my heart.

• The importance of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our Heartbeat's! Though they r not visible, they silently support our Life.

• The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.

• Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as precious as you, n that's the very special reason why I keep in touch with u.

• Life they say is touch and go. Some people you know may only be there for sometime. Some may go away, but people who find you special will always find ways to stay.

• To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to care without expectation is the heart of a True Friend like U!

• I may not b the most important person in ur LIFE... But I just hope that One day when u hear my name u wud just SMILE & say: Hey that's my friend.

Naughty SMS 15

• Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass. • I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hope that, later, you'd be my whore • 3 friends talking about AIDS Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon. Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon. • What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste? The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms. • Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at. • 8 qualities of a perfect husband: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive.And if all else fails, read the capital letters only. • Want a boomi ng business? Start a condom company named "DIPPER Condoms". U'll get free publicity on every truck in India. Use DIPPER at night. • Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast. Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis? Kalu: With the help of this special cloth. Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back. • A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him! • Sex - Burn Calories Chart Lying down: 90cal Standing up: 492cal Doggie style: 326cal 2nd round: 824 cal Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal

Naughty SMS 14

• A kid asked a priest: Father, besides praying do u hv any other passtime? The priest tapped the kids cheek & calmly replied: Nun my child, nun . • A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What's that? Ur eyes, sir ! • Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de. • If a black man fucks a white girl using a pinkcondom what colour of child will he get? Idiot... still thinking? He was using a condom. • Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft . • When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge! • Knowledge is like ur underwear... u should have it, but not show it off & most important, when u have sex, keep ur knowledge aside. • Air Hostess came out of Pilot's Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt. Santa: Now I know why it's called COCK- PIT • Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on! • What's the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ? The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick.

Naughty SMS 13

• A kid asked a priest: Father, besides praying do u hv any other passtime? The priest tapped the kids cheek & calmly replied: Nun my child, nun.

• A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast? Boss:Wow! What's that? Ur eyes, sir !

• Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.

• If a black man fucks a white girl using a pink condom what colour of child will he get? Idiot... still thinking? He was using a condom.

• Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

• When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge!

• Knowledge is like ur underwear... u should have it, but not show it off & most important, when u have sex, keep ur knowledge aside.

• Air Hostess came out of Pilot's Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt. Santa: Now I know why it's called COCK- PIT

• Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!

• What's the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ? The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick.

Naughty SMS 12

• Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.

• I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hope that, later, you'd be my whore

• 3 friends talking about AIDSFriend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.

• What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste? The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms.

• Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.

• 8 qualities of a perfect husband: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive. And if all else fails, read the capital letters only.

• Want a booming business? Start a condom company named "DIPPER Condoms". U'll get free publicity on every truck in India. Use DIPPER at night.

• Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast. Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis? Kalu: With the help of this special cloth. Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.

• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

• Sex - Burn Calories Chart Lying down: 90cal Standing up: 492cal Doggie style: 326cal 2nd round: 824 cal Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal

Naughty SMS 11

• Lakh hila lo, lakh daba lo, lakh utha lo, lakh bitha lo, lakh ghuma lo, lakh mana lo, lekin SUSU ki aakhri boond hamesha CHADDI mein hi giregi

• Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and a magician's wand? A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.

• Happiness is like a penis- It always looks small if u hold it in ur own hand. But when u learn to share it, u realizes how big it grows!

• Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories? Pappu: Madam, Blue films.

• Guys think larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent she is. But the fact is that larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent the Men become!

• On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you. Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.

• Ik aadmi nu Chhik (aa chi) aayee te naal hi padd vi aa gaya. Oh chhik te padd maar ke boliya: Wah O yaad karan waleya, bund hi paad ditti.. .

• What’s d heights of tension? When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.

• A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services? Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

• Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak" Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai. Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.

Naughty SMS 10

• Q: What is common between a girl's legs n Amul butter? Both are delicious when spread. • Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed? • Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one. • Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa? Student: Main. Sir: Kaise? Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai. • What's the difference between a thin prostitute and a counterfeit note? One is a phony buck and the other is a boney fuck. • During sex, wife says: U r like a mobile phone! Husband: Do I vibrate a lot ? No, when u get into the tunnel, u lose ur network. • A pros for nite: Rs 2000 Hotel Room: Rs 3000 Condoms: Rs 50 Erection: SORRY! There r some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card! • Old man: Doc ever since my heart transplant I always think of sex, money & more sex. Have I grown young?Doc: Not really... The heart was of a prostitute. • Q: Why do Women hate getting periods? A: Because it is a ‘Bloody’ Waste of ‘Fucking’ Time! • It’s true! All the men have double standards. They hate cats but love pussies. And they don't want to be seen riding a donkey but love to ride a good ass!

Naughty SMS 9

• Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse? A: It improves hand-eye coordination.

• AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.

• Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus!

• Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!

• Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.

• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say? A: Beat it - We're closed.

• Q: What does a nymphomaniac chicken sound like? A: Fuck-fuck-fuck...... fuck-fuck-fuck.

• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?

• A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick & said with a sigh of relief: Phew, just made it!The man next to him, looked over & said: Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!

• Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!

Naughty SMS 8

• Ek hijde ne Viagra khayi. Shareer mein se aawaz aayi: Maaf keejiye, aap ke system mein yeh suvidha uplabadh nahi hai.

• A party girl asked a Major, when was the last time u had sex? Major: 1956. Wow she said. Like to have now? Major glancing at his watch, not now. it’s only 2014.

• AIDS Awareness: Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women. Plz pass it on to all careless fuckers. I just did.

• Pappu Bank se 50,000 Rs lene gaya. 500 k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge? Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.

• What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices? Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.

• Similarities between BRA and BAR. Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and openin. When open, both drive men crazy !

• God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men? Women: It’s OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not Detachable.

• Todays generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony. Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?

• Thought for the day: Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!

• Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.

Naughty SMS 7

• The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell dthe other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked .

• Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight. New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make something super straight...!

• What do politicians and porn stars have in common? They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.

• On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U! Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.

• A white man was on a safari in Africa, he saw a black man bathing in a river, the black man was very well endowed, in fact it was hanging below the knees, the white man stared in astonishment. The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?

• Test ur IQ: Poisonous BRA: CoBra Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra Striped BRA: ZeBra Strongest BRA:VerteBra Sun-sign BRA: LiBra And u thought u knew all abt BRA!

• Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ? Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS!

• It’s so common hearing How r u? What r u doing? How was ur day? Any plans? So I thought I’ll ask something different. Did u scratch ur balls today?

• Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya? Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!

• Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves U. It’s only when U send her virgin. -Swami Sexanand

Naughty SMS 6

• What is the definition of a Lesbian? Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job! !

• Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !

• Last night at a party, someone yelled: Married guys, stand next to the person who's made your life worth living! The bartender was almost crushed !

• He asked: How do you feel about SEX. She said: Well I like it Infrequently. HE asked: Is that One word or Two?

• Education is like hiring a prostitute-it needs both money & hard work. Fate is like getting raped-if u can't fight it, enjoy. Work is like group sex-10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place. Success is like masturbation-only ur own hand can let u achieve it.

• Dear Sexscriber, Ur SEX Balance is Low, Ur Account Will be Put into Virginity Mode. Pls Refuck as Soon as Possible to Keep Ur Account ACTIVE. Condoms Apply ...

• A couple, recently married, were unhappy with the whole thing... He was unhappy with the hole and She was unhappy with the thing!

• Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass! The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.

• The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females. The pill will be called Niagara!

• Recently a London Newspaper has revealed why Lady Diana left Prince Charles. After marriage she found out that all rulers do not have twelve inches.

Naughty SMS 5

• Sex is like your Income... You never disclose what you get, but you always think others are getting more.

• A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you.

• Virginity is like a balloon-1 prick & its gone! Sex is like a pack of chips- Once u start, u can't stop! Life is like a dick- When it gets hard, it fucks!

• What has fifty teeth & guards a monster? Your Pant Zip !

• What is virginity? Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue.

• Why do men get circumcised? Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!

• Church de gate te likhya c: J tusi paap kar k thak gaye o taan meri sharan ch aajao. Ik callgirl ne note pad ke usde niche apney mobile number de naal likh dita, J nahi thake taan meri sharan ch aa jao!

• Possible slogans for promoting Condoms: You can't go wrong if u shield your ding dong. She won't get sick if u wrap your Dick. If u go in heat cover ur Meat. Don't be a Fool Vulcanize ur tool. Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.

• Why is Pool called a fool's game? Coz u hold the stick & put the ball in the hole, instead of holding balls & putting the stick in the hole!

• Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.

Naughty SMS 4

• Lady: Dr.! How long is it before I can resume my normal Sex Life? Doctor (shocked): You are the first one to ask me that after a tonsil-operation!

• Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat. Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom. Girl: True, but my father did !

• Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!

• Just remember: No matter how hot & sexy a babe is, someone somewhere is tired of fuckin her!

• How do you define a virgin? On the Verge but not in!

• MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _ . Only few students like me who wrote: Pulse Passed.

• Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose. One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn’t taste sweet?

• It’s so common hearing: How r u? What r u doin? How was ur day? Any plans? So I thought I'll ask sumthing different. Did u scratch ur balls today?

• The saddest part of a Man's body are the Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to BE HANGED TILL DEATH !

• Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye? Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!

Naughty SMS 2

• Why did Shahid and Kareena break up? Because she wanted to have Saif Sex !

• Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u hav to do it again

• First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar. First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.

• Give an example of Complete business failure due to negligence. A pregnant prostitute.

• A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!

• 25 Uuseless things in a Man's body: 20 Nails you can't Hammer, 2 Tits you can't Milk, 1 Cock that doesn't Crow, and 2 Balls you can't Throw !!

• A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches. Are you a man?"

• Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho! Girl: Six Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya? Girl: Tum kitne ho? Boy: One Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?

• Monica Lewinsky turned 31. How time flies! It seems like yesteraday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n knees puttin everything in her mouth!

• What is similarity between sex n shave? If u don't do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on d fac

Naughty SMS

• Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha. 2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...

• If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex.

• Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....

• Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai ? Student: Madam agar apke blouse k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.

• Luv is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex. It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting a person with open legs, closed eyes & wet lips saying Push it more.

• Lady: What is a good time for Sex? Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4. Lady: Why ? Dr: The compounder will not be here...

• Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard. She went straight to her n asked: What is this? Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!

• Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured every month.

• Sex is evil Evil is sin Sin is forgiven So let's begin.

• Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST? Gril: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.

Naughty SMS

• This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

• Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.

• LESBIAN kisko kehte hain? 2 kamini ladkiyan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!

• 70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.

• Marwari 2 prostitute: I'll pay double if u let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees. After sex, she asks: What's Marwari style? Marwari payment after 90 days!

• You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

• Define Rape with the help of one good example? Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE!

• Response during sex:Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great. Whore: Come on finish it now. Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly. Wife: Ceiling needs painting !

• Height of being Realistic: An actress being fucked by a producer widout using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film!

• Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!

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• May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.

• Colors are brightening up the scene, the water sprinkling up high, the holi is almost here... so, enjoy!! Happy Holi !

• View a negative experience in your life like how you look at a photo negative. A single negative can create an unlimited number of positive prints! Gud Day!

• Tackle life with all ur skills, overcome each and every hill. If u persist with all ur will, U'll enjoy ur life and all its thrills. Gud Day!

• If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, But the real brave is the one who still dares to fight when his defeat is certain.

• There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave.

• Hunger wakes u 2 work. Failure makes u 2 achieve. Poverty pushes u 2 earn. Problems keep u alert. Its just +ve attitude that makes lif sweeter & worthier!

• We are all born in this world for some special Purpose... none of us are waste. So, don't be a prisoner of past be an architect of ur future. Gud Day!

• Whenever you are criticized, don't get upset. Always remember this... No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree. Gud Day!

• God determines who walks into your life. You decide who stays & who walks out. Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...

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• Never play with the feelings of others coz u may win the game but the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime.

• When I can look Life in the eyes, Grown calm and very coldly wise, Life will have given me the Truth, And taken in exchange - my youth.

• Meaning of Marriage for a woman - Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!

• There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires Soundless sleep to see…Where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.

• Listen & Silent r two words with same alphabets & r very imp for friendship coz only a true Friend can listen u when u r silent.

• Once all village People decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayers all assembled, only one boy came with an umbrella. That' called Confidence.

• Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting hurt, but to find out who cares enough to break the walls n get closer.

• Extending One Hand to Help Somebody has More Value, than Joining Two Hands for Prayer. Gud Day.

• As I open my eyes, I thank God for allowing me to see a new day & to greet a Sweet friend like U! Gud Morning!

• Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wishing u a very happy & colourful Holi.

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• Laugh so hard that even sorrow smiles at u, live life so well that even death loves to c u live, fight so hard that even fate accepts its defeat. Gud Day!

• I pray for you... A life that you truly deserve, A life as good as your heart, A life as bright as your smile, A life as wonderful as you. Have a Wonderful Day!!

• There are 2 types of enjoyment. One is being with a friend. The other is being with the memories of friends. Miss u but not ur memories.

• Living in the favorable and unfavorable situation is called Part of living. But, smiling in all those situations is called Art of living. Gud Day!

• Love the people who luv you coz they like something in you, develop it. Luv the people who hate you because they hate something in you, change it.

• Why we have so many temples if God is everywhere? Air is every where but we need a fan to feel it. Think it.

• Never ask 4 a smile, just give it. Never expect luv from others, just luve them. Never say I can't live without u, just say I live 4 u.

• Anger is a condition in which the tongue work faster than the mind. Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.

• Find time for the special ones in your life. Else one day you will find time but not the special one to share it with you. Gud Day!

• You cannot change your future... but, u can change ur habits... and sure ur habits will change ur future. Gud Day!

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• Every Morning you have two Choices... Continue your Sleep with Dreaming... OR Wake up and chase your Dreams... Choice is urs. Gud morning n have nice day.

• If someone pointed out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested in what u have done! Gud morning and have a nice day.

• Nature has given you a face. But, you have to provide the expression. Be careful! Your Each Expression will leave an impression in others heart.

• If u can't be a pencil to write anyone's happiness, then try atleast to be a nice rubber to erase everyone's sorrows! Gud Day!

• Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.

• We do not smile because we are happy; we are happy because we smile! A smile is inexpensive way to improve your looks. So, Keep smiling

• Nobody will ever remember how u look, how r Speak, what u did or anything else. But the only thing they wud remember is how U made them Feel.

• Love and Death are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, but both do the same work, one takes the Heart and the other takes its Beats.

• Trust God, he knows ur future. He may not reveal it to you but he will walk with you as the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the one who made them. Gud Day!

• Victory is not the property of brilliants. It is the crown for those who bow themselves in front of hard work & confidence. Gud Day!

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• Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. Happy Mother's Day!

• Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Good Day!

• There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving u. Gud Day!

• Think of your faults the first part of the night when you are awake, and the faults of others the latter part of the night when you are asleep. Good Night.

• Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.

• We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.

• Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

• I have observed that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. Please Help the needy!

• There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen. Have a chilled out day!

• If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it

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• What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you meet them; but it's the pain you feel when you miss them...

• Time is like a river. You can't touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.

• There is no limit of God's love; No measure of His grace; His power knows no boundaries and HIS blessings are Endless. May GOD be with you always...

• The importance of a good friend in our lives is like the importance of our Heartbeat's! Though they r not visible, they silently support our Life.

• It's nice feeling when you know that someone loves you, someone misses you, someone needs you, but it feels much better when you know that someone never forgets you.

• Every second God remembers you. Every minute God blesses you. Every Hour God Cares for you bcoz... Every day I pray to God to take care of u.

• Plz pray 4 me bcoz I just got my medical reports back and my condition is critical. As days pass by I get smarter & sexier but don't worry it's not contagious so, u'll never get.

• May God hold u tight, may Angles keep u in sight, not just to keep u alright but always to give u the best things in the life.

• May be God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

• When we have the heart to forget those who made us smile, why cant we've the heart to forgive someone who made us cry. Have nice day!

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• No rehearsal in life, each day is a new show, no repeat, no rewind, so give your best shot in all your worthy acts, as the show goes on and on...

• Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

• The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.

• Soul-mates are people who bring out the best in you. They are not perfect but are always perfect for you.

• People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.

• You've got a lot of choices. If getting out of bed in the morning is a chore and you're not smiling on a regular basis, try another choice.

• Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.

• Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don't have.

• First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

• The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had.