Naughty SMS

• This week is Breast Awareness Week. Spread the slogan: We stare because we care!

• Teacher: Soch or Veham me kya fark hai..? Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sweet & Sexy hai… Ye hamari Soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye Aap ka Veham hai.

• LESBIAN kisko kehte hain? 2 kamini ladkiyan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti!

• 70 ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.

• Marwari 2 prostitute: I'll pay double if u let me do it in Marwari style. She agrees. After sex, she asks: What's Marwari style? Marwari payment after 90 days!

• You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!

• Define Rape with the help of one good example? Rape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. It is like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE!

• Response during sex:Mistress: Wow ! Darling this is great. Whore: Come on finish it now. Girlfriend: Ah! Please slowly. Wife: Ceiling needs painting !

• Height of being Realistic: An actress being fucked by a producer widout using a condom saying that she has 2 play the role of a Pregnant lady in his next film!

• Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!