Naughty SMS 6

• What is the definition of a Lesbian? Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job! !

• Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !

• Last night at a party, someone yelled: Married guys, stand next to the person who's made your life worth living! The bartender was almost crushed !

• He asked: How do you feel about SEX. She said: Well I like it Infrequently. HE asked: Is that One word or Two?

• Education is like hiring a prostitute-it needs both money & hard work. Fate is like getting raped-if u can't fight it, enjoy. Work is like group sex-10 people r behind ur ass to take ur place. Success is like masturbation-only ur own hand can let u achieve it.

• Dear Sexscriber, Ur SEX Balance is Low, Ur Account Will be Put into Virginity Mode. Pls Refuck as Soon as Possible to Keep Ur Account ACTIVE. Condoms Apply ...

• A couple, recently married, were unhappy with the whole thing... He was unhappy with the hole and She was unhappy with the thing!

• Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass! The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.

• The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females. The pill will be called Niagara!

• Recently a London Newspaper has revealed why Lady Diana left Prince Charles. After marriage she found out that all rulers do not have twelve inches.