Naughty SMS 12

• Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.

• I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hope that, later, you'd be my whore

• 3 friends talking about AIDSFriend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.

• What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste? The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms.

• Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.

• 8 qualities of a perfect husband: Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive. And if all else fails, read the capital letters only.

• Want a booming business? Start a condom company named "DIPPER Condoms". U'll get free publicity on every truck in India. Use DIPPER at night.

• Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast. Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis? Kalu: With the help of this special cloth. Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back.

• A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!

• Sex - Burn Calories Chart Lying down: 90cal Standing up: 492cal Doggie style: 326cal 2nd round: 824 cal Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal