Naughty SMS

• Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha. 2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta...

• If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex.

• Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra... When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....

• Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai ? Student: Madam agar apke blouse k 4 batton me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe jo aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.

• Luv is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex. It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting a person with open legs, closed eyes & wet lips saying Push it more.

• Lady: What is a good time for Sex? Doctor: In the afternon between 2 to 4. Lady: Why ? Dr: The compounder will not be here...

• Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard. She went straight to her n asked: What is this? Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!

• Playboy has started a special edition for Married men. The same woman is featured every month.

• Sex is evil Evil is sin Sin is forgiven So let's begin.

• Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST? Gril: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.