Naughty SMS 10

• Q: What is common between a girl's legs n Amul butter? Both are delicious when spread. • Mr Chu from China & Mr Tiya from Korea came to India & setup a Firm. Till now, they have no Business & are still wondering why their firm: CHUTIYA & CO. failed? • Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one. • Sir: Tum bade ya tumhare Papa? Student: Main. Sir: Kaise? Student: Maine mummy ka Doodh peena chhod diya hai lekin PAPA abhi bhi peete hai. • What's the difference between a thin prostitute and a counterfeit note? One is a phony buck and the other is a boney fuck. • During sex, wife says: U r like a mobile phone! Husband: Do I vibrate a lot ? No, when u get into the tunnel, u lose ur network. • A pros for nite: Rs 2000 Hotel Room: Rs 3000 Condoms: Rs 50 Erection: SORRY! There r some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Master Card! • Old man: Doc ever since my heart transplant I always think of sex, money & more sex. Have I grown young?Doc: Not really... The heart was of a prostitute. • Q: Why do Women hate getting periods? A: Because it is a ‘Bloody’ Waste of ‘Fucking’ Time! • It’s true! All the men have double standards. They hate cats but love pussies. And they don't want to be seen riding a donkey but love to ride a good ass!