Naughty SMS 9

• Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse? A: It improves hand-eye coordination.

• AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.

• Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus!

• Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!

• Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving.

• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say? A: Beat it - We're closed.

• Q: What does a nymphomaniac chicken sound like? A: Fuck-fuck-fuck...... fuck-fuck-fuck.

• Q: What did the sign s on the door the door of the Whorehouse say?

• A man raced into to the gents toilets in a pub, ran up to the urinal, whipped out his 12 inch dick & said with a sigh of relief: Phew, just made it!The man next to him, looked over & said: Pretty impressive, could you make me one too!

• Advice of a dentist: Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months!