Naughty SMS 2

• Why did Shahid and Kareena break up? Because she wanted to have Saif Sex !

• Why is sex similar to shaving? Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u hav to do it again

• First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar. First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.

• Give an example of Complete business failure due to negligence. A pregnant prostitute.

• A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!

• 25 Uuseless things in a Man's body: 20 Nails you can't Hammer, 2 Tits you can't Milk, 1 Cock that doesn't Crow, and 2 Balls you can't Throw !!

• A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches. Are you a man?"

• Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho! Girl: Six Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya? Girl: Tum kitne ho? Boy: One Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?

• Monica Lewinsky turned 31. How time flies! It seems like yesteraday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n knees puttin everything in her mouth!

• What is similarity between sex n shave? If u don't do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on d fac