Naughty SMS 4

• Lady: Dr.! How long is it before I can resume my normal Sex Life? Doctor (shocked): You are the first one to ask me that after a tonsil-operation!

• Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat. Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never fucked ur mom. Girl: True, but my father did !

• Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!

• Just remember: No matter how hot & sexy a babe is, someone somewhere is tired of fuckin her!

• How do you define a virgin? On the Verge but not in!

• MBBS Final Exams, Question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _ . Only few students like me who wrote: Pulse Passed.

• Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose. One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it doesn’t taste sweet?

• It’s so common hearing: How r u? What r u doin? How was ur day? Any plans? So I thought I'll ask sumthing different. Did u scratch ur balls today?

• The saddest part of a Man's body are the Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to BE HANGED TILL DEATH !

• Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye? Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!