Naughty SMS 7

• The importance of UNITY explained at it's best: What did one leg of a woman tell dthe other: UNITED we are saved, Divided we are Fucked .

• Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight. New Proverb: Boobs are curves that make something super straight...!

• What do politicians and porn stars have in common? They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.

• On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U! Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that.

• A white man was on a safari in Africa, he saw a black man bathing in a river, the black man was very well endowed, in fact it was hanging below the knees, the white man stared in astonishment. The black man asked in anger: What’s the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?

• Test ur IQ: Poisonous BRA: CoBra Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra Striped BRA: ZeBra Strongest BRA:VerteBra Sun-sign BRA: LiBra And u thought u knew all abt BRA!

• Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ? Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS!

• It’s so common hearing How r u? What r u doing? How was ur day? Any plans? So I thought I’ll ask something different. Did u scratch ur balls today?

• Girl: Darling tumne mujhme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujhse pyar ho gaya? Boy: Darling abhi kuch dekha hi kahan hai, dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu!!!

• Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves U. It’s only when U send her virgin. -Swami Sexanand