Naughty SMS 8

• Ek hijde ne Viagra khayi. Shareer mein se aawaz aayi: Maaf keejiye, aap ke system mein yeh suvidha uplabadh nahi hai.

• A party girl asked a Major, when was the last time u had sex? Major: 1956. Wow she said. Like to have now? Major glancing at his watch, not now. it’s only 2014.

• AIDS Awareness: Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women. Plz pass it on to all careless fuckers. I just did.

• Pappu Bank se 50,000 Rs lene gaya. 500 k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge? Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.

• What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices? Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.

• Similarities between BRA and BAR. Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and openin. When open, both drive men crazy !

• God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men? Women: It’s OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not Detachable.

• Todays generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony. Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ?

• Thought for the day: Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!

• Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.