Naughty SMS 5

• Sex is like your Income... You never disclose what you get, but you always think others are getting more.

• A Fact: Fuck a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she Fucks you.

• Virginity is like a balloon-1 prick & its gone! Sex is like a pack of chips- Once u start, u can't stop! Life is like a dick- When it gets hard, it fucks!

• What has fifty teeth & guards a monster? Your Pant Zip !

• What is virginity? Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue.

• Why do men get circumcised? Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!

• Church de gate te likhya c: J tusi paap kar k thak gaye o taan meri sharan ch aajao. Ik callgirl ne note pad ke usde niche apney mobile number de naal likh dita, J nahi thake taan meri sharan ch aa jao!

• Possible slogans for promoting Condoms: You can't go wrong if u shield your ding dong. She won't get sick if u wrap your Dick. If u go in heat cover ur Meat. Don't be a Fool Vulcanize ur tool. Wrap it in Foil before checking her oil.

• Why is Pool called a fool's game? Coz u hold the stick & put the ball in the hole, instead of holding balls & putting the stick in the hole!

• Tell me the name of the guy who made u pregnant?Darling: Dear, if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat.